Terence Eden sent Ocado a detailed report about broken calendar invitations and received a reply he suspected was AI-generated. He complained through the satisfaction survey. Days later, a longer apology promised a real person was typing and thanked him for the diagnostic.

  • Eden accepts AI for sorting messages, summarising complaints, and spotting recurring problems.
  • He objects to generated reassurance standing in for someone engaging with a genuine complaint.
  • He found the second reply more human, but the essay verifies neither message’s authorship nor a fix for the calendar bug.

The complaint is about whose time gets spent. A customer who has already supplied a diagnosis should be able to reach someone responsible for acting on it.

The 103-comment thread on Hacker News adds a failed support interaction and challenges Eden’s test for success.

What the thread adds

  • swatcoder — on measuring reply speed: “A fast, shallow reply doesn’t save a customer’s time. It’s just a useless volley back to the customer that keeps their request off the support queue.”
  • advisedwang — after describing 21 messages with an AI that failed to generate a shipping label: “Then I wrote "escalate to a human" and an hour later someone replies with a shipping label directly.” This is their account.
  • tln — dissent from the blanket objection: “I think that good customer service can use AI. It’s not AI composed replies that makes the customer service bad.”
  • mixedmath, PcChip, and 0c3ca83 — all question the follow-up’s authorship. As mixedmath puts it: “The second response reads as very much written by AI to me too.”

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